I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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