On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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