do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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