You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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