You work out of a Hotel?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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