I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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