bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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