The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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