I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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