I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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