just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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