you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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