id be glad to
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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