just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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