I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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