I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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