NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You took a bar mat shot.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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