i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sorry my hands just texted you
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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