Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
