I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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