Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
