i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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