Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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