You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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