Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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