i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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