Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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