is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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