the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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