Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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