If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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