Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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