It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
His nipple licking is glorious
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