4 words: hood of his car
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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