ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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