i wish starbucks made bloody marys
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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