we have officially lost it.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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