This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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