My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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