just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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