if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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