What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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