I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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