don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
do herpes really smell.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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