she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My pussy is not your playground.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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