Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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