Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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