I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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