I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I am one with the molecules
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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