it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Randomize
