I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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