Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Randomize
