I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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