found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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