I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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